10. Even if you have no interest whatsoever, you'll always be up to date on Doctor Who.
(Who knows? It may be your question on final Jeopardy some day.)
9. Preppy pride. We're the original Mean Girls.
8. There are TONS of professional muffin bakers.
7. We don't have to wait every 4 years for our Olympics.
6. There's always an awesome activity going on, which challenges our minds and keeps us active!
5. Dorking out is a normal daily ritual.
4. RQT - simply the best!
3. We are one big happy family.
2. Being a Ravenclaw automatically adds +3 to your intelligence.
1. Regardless of what everyone else says, Ravenclaw is the best House ever, really.
Honorable Mentions:
Sapphires are more precious than citrines, scales or rubies (and are so much fun to collect!).
Dedicated staff keeping the House going at all levels.
Our RPG section is so active that we have a topic stretching longer than 240 pages!
We are ruled by the Godfather.
(Who knows? It may be your question on final Jeopardy some day.)
9. Preppy pride. We're the original Mean Girls.
8. There are TONS of professional muffin bakers.
7. We don't have to wait every 4 years for our Olympics.
6. There's always an awesome activity going on, which challenges our minds and keeps us active!
5. Dorking out is a normal daily ritual.
4. RQT - simply the best!
3. We are one big happy family.
2. Being a Ravenclaw automatically adds +3 to your intelligence.
1. Regardless of what everyone else says, Ravenclaw is the best House ever, really.
Honorable Mentions:
Sapphires are more precious than citrines, scales or rubies (and are so much fun to collect!).
Dedicated staff keeping the House going at all levels.
Our RPG section is so active that we have a topic stretching longer than 240 pages!
We are ruled by the Godfather.
Harry Potter
Lady Gaga
Doctor Who
Tamora Pierce
The Hunger Games
Twilight
Glee
Merlin
Shelock
Japanese anime/manga/drama
Britney Spears
Taylor Swift
History
Math
A Very Potter Musical
Lord of the Rings
Cheesy songs
Sci-fi shows
Fantasy books
Fanfictions
Lady Gaga
Doctor Who
Tamora Pierce
The Hunger Games
Twilight
Glee
Merlin
Shelock
Japanese anime/manga/drama
Britney Spears
Taylor Swift
History
Math
A Very Potter Musical
Lord of the Rings
Cheesy songs
Sci-fi shows
Fantasy books
Fanfictions
Do NOT try to calculate Scarlet Irisa's post by her 7th year.
Do NOT give Scarlet Irisa a reason to be dramatic in RPG.
-Actually, do NOT give anybody a reason to be dramatic in RPG.
If you want to eat a cake, do NOT let Prof. Cassandra Lobiesk be there.
Do NOT nominate or give Prof. Cassandra Sparkliessa Lobiesk any award, either it be the class or Ravenclaw/HOL one (or a HO position).
Do NOT ask Prof. Ulol Kimil about world domination progress.
Do NOT try to turn the Headmaster into a pair of bunny slippers.
Do NOT tell Annovien Fang that Lady Gaga isn't fierce or in any way awesome.
Do NOT hum the Godfather theme everytime Professor Rhiannon Llewellyn steps in the Roost.
Do NOT ask Finn Cullen if he is related to the Cullen clan and/or if he sparkles in the sunlight.
-Actually, do NOT mention the name Edward Cullen around Finn Cullen at all.
Do NOT claim ownership over any celebrity and/or fiction character (especially those that concern Doctor Who), without consulting with other Ravenclaws.
-You must check first to see whether he's been claimed by someone else and/or split evenly between a bunch of people.
Do NOT be late with your Alte Sententiam stuff.
-If you do that, prepare to be hunted down and poked mercilessly by Prof. Cassandra Lobiesk.
Do NOT try to bake better muffins than someone else, trust me you'll lose!
Do NOT steal the muffins. Just don't.
Do NOT offer someone more muffins.
Do NOT bake the newbies into a muffin mix.
Do NOT volunteer anyone for everything, despite what a crazy multitasker they may look like.
Do NOT deal with suspicious (or even innocent-looking) penguins. They're always evil.
Do NOT use your talons for anything but quidditch.
Do NOT argue that quidditch is not important. You will not win (and possibly lose some blood).
Do NOT imply that one needs a rest from botting.
Do NOT break RQT's bots.
-If you do that, prepare to be beheaded by the co-captains.
Do NOT jokingly or seriously tell RQT that the quidditch had been banned from HOL forever.
Do NOT imply that the Quidditch Cup may ever leave our trophy room.
Do NOT make the Roost go ‘kaboom’ or you’ll be in biiiig trouble.
Do NOT try to read A Life of Magic.
Do NOT spam in any part of the Roost.
Do NOT tell the eagles that the library was burned down and all books were lost.
Do NOT try to fly without a broom, even though we are eagles.
Do NOT ever leave. We love you!
Do NOT give Scarlet Irisa a reason to be dramatic in RPG.
-Actually, do NOT give anybody a reason to be dramatic in RPG.
If you want to eat a cake, do NOT let Prof. Cassandra Lobiesk be there.
Do NOT nominate or give Prof. Cassandra Sparkliessa Lobiesk any award, either it be the class or Ravenclaw/HOL one (or a HO position).
Do NOT ask Prof. Ulol Kimil about world domination progress.
Do NOT try to turn the Headmaster into a pair of bunny slippers.
Do NOT tell Annovien Fang that Lady Gaga isn't fierce or in any way awesome.
Do NOT hum the Godfather theme everytime Professor Rhiannon Llewellyn steps in the Roost.
Do NOT ask Finn Cullen if he is related to the Cullen clan and/or if he sparkles in the sunlight.
-Actually, do NOT mention the name Edward Cullen around Finn Cullen at all.
Do NOT claim ownership over any celebrity and/or fiction character (especially those that concern Doctor Who), without consulting with other Ravenclaws.
-You must check first to see whether he's been claimed by someone else and/or split evenly between a bunch of people.
Do NOT be late with your Alte Sententiam stuff.
-If you do that, prepare to be hunted down and poked mercilessly by Prof. Cassandra Lobiesk.
Do NOT try to bake better muffins than someone else, trust me you'll lose!
Do NOT steal the muffins. Just don't.
Do NOT offer someone more muffins.
Do NOT bake the newbies into a muffin mix.
Do NOT volunteer anyone for everything, despite what a crazy multitasker they may look like.
Do NOT deal with suspicious (or even innocent-looking) penguins. They're always evil.
Do NOT use your talons for anything but quidditch.
Do NOT argue that quidditch is not important. You will not win (and possibly lose some blood).
Do NOT imply that one needs a rest from botting.
Do NOT break RQT's bots.
-If you do that, prepare to be beheaded by the co-captains.
Do NOT jokingly or seriously tell RQT that the quidditch had been banned from HOL forever.
Do NOT imply that the Quidditch Cup may ever leave our trophy room.
Do NOT make the Roost go ‘kaboom’ or you’ll be in biiiig trouble.
Do NOT try to read A Life of Magic.
Do NOT spam in any part of the Roost.
Do NOT tell the eagles that the library was burned down and all books were lost.
Do NOT try to fly without a broom, even though we are eagles.
Do NOT ever leave. We love you!
Our common room is the prettiest. Can carry on philosophical discussions about the X Files without being embarrassed. Loves the other brilliant Eagle minds. I get the top bunk. -Willow Laffengraff
Two words: The G4. Blue and bronze are ever so much nicer colours than ... um ... the other colours out there! Daily *glomps* via PM. Way cool Housemates. -Rhiannon Llewellyn
I love you guys: students, prefects. Laffy, the best HoH we could wish for. Xany's expertise and encouragement on the quidditch field. Nevvie's supremity as commonroom overlord. Each and every one of you, who makes up a part of our house, is a gem in our crown. We were stood first in the queue when JKR was handing out colours. I get to have amazing friends among the eagles. Amazing people, whom I've met in #ravenclaw, #hpgalleries, in private channels, as well on our common room. Intelligent conversation, these days, is hard to find. But find it, one can, among the eagles. Let's be honest, eagles, fantastic birds. Soar above our world, above the constrictions of the ground. Through the air without a care. Stunning, elegant, graceful. We're the best. -Chris, Duke of Bury
We've got *Laffy Taffy*!!!! Need I say more? Yes, the discussions are great no matter what the subject. It can end up being intellectual, just plain funny, or both! -Romulus Xanthos
The Great Four - Nevvie, Laffy, Xany and Argie - you the bomb! Our quidditch staff team! Our dedication and spirit. Cleverness runs the house - we've got hard working people. BLUE AND BRONZE! -Leah Samson/Faye Laramie
We're not always the bunch of dorks we're supposed to be (but don't tell anyone that!) Everyone is so friendly! The quidditch team! We spent an hour discussing sporks yesterday! We can have intelligent discussions, or let loose and go crazy! -Kimaire Seloiro
Why rest upon the ground, when you can soar above the trees?! Why should I wear any other color, when blue looks great on me?! Why would you not want to be from a LOTR OBSESSED house?! Why would you not want to be an Eagle, when you've got the Great Four?! Why would you not want to be from a mysterious house?! Why would you want to be from another house, when you've got AWESOME people here in the nest?! I can't think of a good reason as to why I shouldn't! -Conary Barclay
The Roost has the COOLEST people around. We're the only ones who have a resident alien that we all love and adore. There's nothing more fun than running amock...in bed. Danger is our middle name (or at least Rhiannon's). Where else can you find conversations about swords and parsnips?
Muffins, muffins, and more muffins. The Prefects did it. *eyes the writing on the wall* Mad Cow Disease is funny...*listens to the mad cow again* NEWBIE MUFFIN TRAPS!!! -Angelus Darklost
The prefect's lounge has foozball. We're good enough, we're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like us. All the other eagles! Knowledge is power. No one can pounceglop like an eagle! -Eyre Lasgalen
The other Eagles. Laffy and Rhi. The awesome awesome Quiddy team. The wonderful prefects and reserve prefects. My Sistahs. The Experts. Our nests. We have the best name for a newspaper *g* The preppiness, and other assorted craziness. -Hari O'Duibhleargain
Ravenclaw is hugely friendly. We have the motto "pride, honesty, and integrity" - which I love. We have the greatest head of house, the most awesome deputy, the most dedicated professors and the nicest prefects... and most of the Head Boys & Girls, hehe! We have some of the most interesting and multi-talented people in HOL *g* We have the prettiest common room. We value achievement, but we're relaxed about it too! The RQT is just - FUN! The Salsa Squad are brilliant. We have all these amazing clubs in the Roost which people run. We have the best newspaper in HOL. Everyone loves our common room and #ravenclaw. We are Preppy. Oh, and people here don't laugh at my wholemeal spinach muffins *bg* -October Jackson
Ravenclaw: Because it doesn't get any better than this. -Matt Whisp
Two words: The G4. Blue and bronze are ever so much nicer colours than ... um ... the other colours out there! Daily *glomps* via PM. Way cool Housemates. -Rhiannon Llewellyn
I love you guys: students, prefects. Laffy, the best HoH we could wish for. Xany's expertise and encouragement on the quidditch field. Nevvie's supremity as commonroom overlord. Each and every one of you, who makes up a part of our house, is a gem in our crown. We were stood first in the queue when JKR was handing out colours. I get to have amazing friends among the eagles. Amazing people, whom I've met in #ravenclaw, #hpgalleries, in private channels, as well on our common room. Intelligent conversation, these days, is hard to find. But find it, one can, among the eagles. Let's be honest, eagles, fantastic birds. Soar above our world, above the constrictions of the ground. Through the air without a care. Stunning, elegant, graceful. We're the best. -Chris, Duke of Bury
We've got *Laffy Taffy*!!!! Need I say more? Yes, the discussions are great no matter what the subject. It can end up being intellectual, just plain funny, or both! -Romulus Xanthos
The Great Four - Nevvie, Laffy, Xany and Argie - you the bomb! Our quidditch staff team! Our dedication and spirit. Cleverness runs the house - we've got hard working people. BLUE AND BRONZE! -Leah Samson/Faye Laramie
We're not always the bunch of dorks we're supposed to be (but don't tell anyone that!) Everyone is so friendly! The quidditch team! We spent an hour discussing sporks yesterday! We can have intelligent discussions, or let loose and go crazy! -Kimaire Seloiro
Why rest upon the ground, when you can soar above the trees?! Why should I wear any other color, when blue looks great on me?! Why would you not want to be from a LOTR OBSESSED house?! Why would you not want to be an Eagle, when you've got the Great Four?! Why would you not want to be from a mysterious house?! Why would you want to be from another house, when you've got AWESOME people here in the nest?! I can't think of a good reason as to why I shouldn't! -Conary Barclay
The Roost has the COOLEST people around. We're the only ones who have a resident alien that we all love and adore. There's nothing more fun than running amock...in bed. Danger is our middle name (or at least Rhiannon's). Where else can you find conversations about swords and parsnips?
Muffins, muffins, and more muffins. The Prefects did it. *eyes the writing on the wall* Mad Cow Disease is funny...*listens to the mad cow again* NEWBIE MUFFIN TRAPS!!! -Angelus Darklost
The prefect's lounge has foozball. We're good enough, we're smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like us. All the other eagles! Knowledge is power. No one can pounceglop like an eagle! -Eyre Lasgalen
The other Eagles. Laffy and Rhi. The awesome awesome Quiddy team. The wonderful prefects and reserve prefects. My Sistahs. The Experts. Our nests. We have the best name for a newspaper *g* The preppiness, and other assorted craziness. -Hari O'Duibhleargain
Ravenclaw is hugely friendly. We have the motto "pride, honesty, and integrity" - which I love. We have the greatest head of house, the most awesome deputy, the most dedicated professors and the nicest prefects... and most of the Head Boys & Girls, hehe! We have some of the most interesting and multi-talented people in HOL *g* We have the prettiest common room. We value achievement, but we're relaxed about it too! The RQT is just - FUN! The Salsa Squad are brilliant. We have all these amazing clubs in the Roost which people run. We have the best newspaper in HOL. Everyone loves our common room and #ravenclaw. We are Preppy. Oh, and people here don't laugh at my wholemeal spinach muffins *bg* -October Jackson
Ravenclaw: Because it doesn't get any better than this. -Matt Whisp
